Wednesday 27 February 2013

The Doomgoryum Report # 47 ! Super 8 (2011) !

Written by Axemaster , February 27 , 2013

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       Hey there Lovers of The Creature feature ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy have been hard at it again in the Bowels of The Doomgoryum Dungeon to bring you another Great Episode of ..... The Doomgoryum Report ! And the creature in ....... Super 8 .......... is one tough customer ! So pop some corn , crack a can of Cola , and check out the review ! Let us know what you think , and if you like what you see , check out the website above and Subscribe to our Youtube channel ! You'll love it !


                      From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ...........

"Okay Punks ! I said You Had Detention !"
                                 Stay scared !!!!!!


"Gee The camera adds ten pounds !"







"Your Leader !!? Screw that ! I'm Hungry Kid !"


"My Uniform is better than yours ...
Is Not .. Is Too .. Is Not !! .. Is Too !!"











"Hello !! Girl in Bedroom Here !!!"
"One Too Many Pennies On The Tracks !!"








"We were just trying to make Jiffy Pop !!"

"Entrance to Monster lair .... Hhmm ...
You Go First ! No You Go First !!"










Doomgoryum Report # 46 ! Mama (2013) !

Written by Axemaster February 27 , 2013






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Well , It's Time for Goose Bumps once again Fright Fans ! And Hap , Axe & Jimmy got some bumps for you in tonights Episode of The Doomgoryum Report for Sure ! ...... Mama .... is a creepy flick , bound to make you shiver ! If you like what you see , don't forget to visit the website above for more Horror action ! Subscribe to the youtube channel and feel connected to terror 24/7 !
 
                   Remember folks ................ Giant piles of Cherry pits can only mean one thing ........

"What ever is under the bed Just got Peed on !"
                                       Get The Hell Out Of There !!!!!!



"I am The Pick up sticks Champion of The World !"








"Jeez ! Trim The Nose Hair Would Ya !!?"


"BUUUUURRRRRPP !"







"I Gave My Love A Cherry .."




"Quick ! Give her the Creepy One !"





"Marylon Manson !! Right On !"





"Creepy Twister Champ !"








Tuesday 26 February 2013

Dead Walk Take # 17 ! The Walking Dead's "I Ain't No Judas" !

Written by Axemaster February 26 , 2013

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 Hey there Walking Dead Lovers ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy are back with this weeks Dead Walk Talk ! And the Episode ... "I Ain't No Judas" got the first ever Rubber Chicken from one of The Doomgoryum Guys ! Check out the review to find out which one ! Let us know what you think of the direction of The Walking Dead  ! If you like what you see , check out the youtube link above for more Horror action !
     Stay tuned for more great reviews from The Doomgoryum Gang !

                       
          Until the undead come knocking again ........

                           Stay Scared !!!

"OOppss .... safety wasn't on !!!"
"You're a Dick Mearl !"



"Gee .. Wonder if he can aim with one eye !??"



















"MMA !! MO FO !! YAAARRRGGG !!!"


"You Need a Shave There Wacko !!"








"What Do You Mean , We're Out of Twinkies Huh !!??"


"Yeah !! I got it too ... Cheap Body Art !"








"You sure are a Pain In The Neck Lady !"




"Wonder Woman !.... Can I Borrow
The Invisible Jet !? Just Once !??"










Wednesday 20 February 2013

Dead Walk Talk # 15 ! The Walking Dead's "The Suicide King" !




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      Hey there Zombie Lovers ! Well ! It's Baaaack !! After a 2 month & 8 day mid season hiatus ... The Walking Dead is back ! And as usual , The Doomgoryum Guys were there to see the Episode known as 
....... "The Suicide King" ! Let us warn you now folks ........ this Episode of Dead Walk Talk Is Not rated for Family viewing ! The profanity flies freely from the Dungeon this week after what is easily The walking Dead's "Worst" Episode to date ! But their pain is The Doomgryum Guys gain as they bring you another zany offering ! So Join Hap , Chap , Axe & Jimmy as they dissect another AMC mile stone ! If you like what you see , check out the link to the youtube channel above for more Horror Hilarity ! 
                                                Until we meet at the zombie Apocalypse .......

                                                     Stay Scared !!!!!!!!!!!

"Can't we just have a Picnic for once !?"
"Brotherly Love ! Arrggghh !!"
"Look me in the Eye and say that !
Errr.... the Other Eye !!"
"Don't worry Carrol ..... Cooter's Cuter !"
"I have Been Completely useless since this
Show began ... So .... I think I should be
your New Leader !!"
"Hey ! I don't care what The Governor
Said ! I'm Not That Easy !!"



Tuesday 19 February 2013

The Doomgoryum Report # 45 ! The Bay (2012) !

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     Okay Creature Feature Crazies !! Hap , Axe & Jimmy Got a real treat for You On this Episode of The Doomgoryum Report !!!
The Bay !!! This flick is sure to make you squirm and shiver ! It's so packed full of slime and gore you'll never feel good about fishing or swimming again ! This one is kind of a diamond in the rough , but we think you'll like it ! Check out the show and let us know what you think ! Check out the website above for more Great Horror action ! If you like what you see , Subscribe to our Youtube Channel ! Stay tuned for more Great Episodes of The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !!

              From Hap , Axe & Jimmy .........

                  Keep an eye on where .......

                           They're dumping the Chicken Poop !!! 

"Dam ! I Made The Nose Light Up !
Stupid Buzzer Drives Me Nuts !"
"Did I Get Some On My Face ?"


"Hah Hah ... Sniff .. Sniff ...
Onion Breath !! Ugh !"
"I shouldn't have drank all that cough syrup !"
"I've Got a Splitting Headache !"

"There A sale on at Krispie Cream !"


The Doomgoryum Report # 44 ! John Dies At the End (2012) !

       
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       Hey there Freaky Out Fest Horror fans ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy got a great one for you on this Episode of the Doomgoryum Report !!  ...... John Dies At The End !!! If you like your Horror Gory And Zany  , then you Won't want to miss this one ! The Twists and Turns Just keep coming ! You won't know if you're Up or if you're down !! Check out the show and make up your own mind ! Let us know what you think , and if you want more ... check out the link to our youtube page above ! If you like what you see , don't forget to hit the Subscribe button !
      So ..... Remember kids .......


                 To avoid the strange fate of Dave and John ........

                              Just Say No !!!!!!!!

   
                                             Stay Scared !!

"Looks like he just fell to pieces !"
"I need Braces ! Oh No !"








"What do you Mean .... Ass Face !!??"
"I Am Not The Curgan !!"









"Just Say No Dave !!!!"
"Zany Smile Club President !"







"He's Not The Curgan !! I Am Highlander !"

"Can I Join The Zany Smile Club Too !"