Tuesday 31 January 2012

Demons (1985)

Written by Axemaster January 31 2012

For details see video review below in Episode # 8 of 
The Doomgoryum Report . Enjoy !


                         
          Hey there all you Diabolical Demon Freaks !! Hap and I got a real Golden Oldie for you tonight !! The 1985 Classic .......... Demons !!
This one is guaranteed to make you think twice about Free movie passes handed out by strangers !! Be sure to stay tuned for more Episodes of .... The Doomgoryum Report !! North Americas Premier Horror News Program !!

                                       From Hap Axe & Jimmy !
                                            Stay Scared !!
    



"Wow ! There's snow in the Valley !"




"Oh my God ! Clearasil to the rescue !" 
"Get OFF MY BACK !!"


"RRRrrooooowww Yeah Baby !!"
















"Please don't puke in my mouth !!"


"I wish my bike had a Sword Holder !"
















"BBblllubb ! Onion Breath !! Ugh !"










Monday 30 January 2012

Case 39 (2009)

Written by Axemaster January 30 2012

For details see Episode # 7 of
The Doomgoryum Report in the video review below !




                    Hey there all you Creepy Kid Crazies !! Hap and I got a real
  Gem for you tonight !........ Case 39 !! Bbrrrrr ! This one might make you think twice about adoption !! Check out Episode #7 of The Doomgoryum Report , and thanks for watching ! Let us know what you think and stay tuned for more Episodes , right here at Doomgoryums Horror Emporium !

                       Until we meet again in the Darker places ........


                                                                  Stay Scared !!
"I HATE Zack Galifawhatzit !"
"My GOD ! They NEED Easy Off !"
"BBLLLAAABBEEEEZZ !!"
" Hi there Marylon Mansons the name !
Gender bendings the game !"



Sunday 29 January 2012

Inn Keepers (2012)

Written by Axemaster January 29 2012

For details see Episode # 6 of 
The Doomgoryum Report in video review below .




                           Hey there all you Haunted Hotel Howlers !!
  Axemaster's in the Dungeon tonight with a little treat for you !
 Inn Keepers !!  Your pals Hap and Axe have been hard at it getting more Episodes of the Doomgoryum Report done for you !
Stay tuned for more , and enjoy !!

                             Stay Scared !!
"What are your thought on the
economic melt down ??"
"I need a facial !"


"I Need more towels in 306 !"
" Yeah ... It's  a Bad Idea !!"

Sunday 15 January 2012

Kill List (2011)

Written by Axemaster January 15 2012

For details , see Episode # 5 of ...
The Doomgoryum Report .
Video below .






















                      Hey there all you Hitman Movie maniacs ! Axemaster's in the Dungeon tonight , trying to keep warm ! (It's pretty draty down here this time of year !) Hap and I have a little gem for you ............... Kill List !!
Why a hitman flick on a Horror Movie blog you might ask ? Well , you'll have to watch to find out !
 Enjoy , and stay tuned for more Episodes of .... The Doomgoryum Report !

                                                Stay Scared !!
                       
"When I grow up .. I want to Kill !"
"Oh Shit ! I Killed The Lights !"
                                   
"Ready ... Aim ...... "
"Have Fun Killing !"
"The suspense is Killing Me !"

The Walking Dead

Happywax    2011


Its official. The third season of The Walking Dead has been announced and this season is set to have the largest amount of episodes to date. Great news for you fans of the series and an excuse to not leave the house for a very long time.

According to AMC, The Walking Dead season 3 will consist of 16 episodes. “Previous season orders were for 13 episodes. AMC’s international broadcast partner FOX International Channels (FIC) will follow the 16 episode order and structure a similar schedule worldwide.
Season 2 of the critically acclaimed global hit series continues to deliver the strongest telecasts for any drama in basic cable history against Adults 18-49, as well as, top international pay-TV ratings on Fox International Channels’ (FIC) major markets.”




The Walking Dead season 2 continues this February 12th at 9/8c.

Saturday 14 January 2012

Dear God No (2011)

Written by Axemaster January 14 2012

See video review below in Episode # 4 of 
The Doomgoryum Report .
Stay tuned for more great Episodes , right 
hear at Doomgoryums Horror Emporium !








              Hey there all you Exploitation Excitables ! Axe is in the Dungeon
tonight with a treat that Hap and I worked up for you !
    Dear God No !! If you like Murderous Biker Mayhem and Boobs (Jimmy sure does !) ! Then check out Episode # 4 of The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy , and see you all next time !
"Cut myself Shaving !"
"Boobs !"
"The best thing about being a biker is
Boobs !"
"More Boobs !"

Wednesday 11 January 2012

Devil (2010)

Written by Axemaster January 10 2012

For Details , Watch Episode # 3 of 
The Doomgoryum Report . Stay tuned for more Episodes
right here at Doomgoryum's Horror Emporium !










                    Hey There Fright Fans ! Hap and I've got a real treat for you tonight ! .......... Devil !
 This ones a real diamond in the rough , from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan ! Check out Episode # 3 of The Doomgoryum Report below , and we'll see you next time !

                  And Remember ...............
      Next time you have a funny urge to take the stairs in a high rise ....
        
"We could say ... play Twister !?"
                                   Take The Friggin Stairs !!!!




"I do this at rock concerts Too !"














"I've never played Twister like this !"


"Do you ever feel like you were being watched !??"






Monday 9 January 2012

The Devil Inside (2012)

Written by Axemaster January 9 2012

For details , see video review below in a Doomgoryum Special Report .
Stay tuned for more Episodes of The Doomgoryum Report .


  Hey there all you Demon fighters !
 Axe is in the Dungeon with this little treat for you .....
The Devil Inside !!
 Check out our Doomgoryum Special Report in the video below for more info on this long awaited exorcism flick ! Stay tuned for more regular Episodes of The Doomgoryum Report ! Bringing Horror to your doorstep 24 7 !

"A Clockwork Orange !! Oh No !"



"Dam Hair Spray !"

























"Twister Anyone !??!"

















"I REALLY got to Pee !"

























The Amityville Haunting (2011)

Written by Axemaster January 9 2012
Rating 2.5 out of 10

For details , see video review below on Episode 2
of The Doomgoryum Report .




   Hey there all you Amityville Addicts !! Axemaster is in the Dungeon this very early morning , with a Warning for you ! Check out Episode # 2 of the Doomgoryum Report , Before you dive into this flick ,,,,
 The Amityville Haunting !!........... might not be so haunting after all !
Watch the show , and then you'll know ! Enjoy and stay tuned for more Episodes of The Doomgoryum Report !

                 Until we meet again in the Darker Places ............... Stay Scared !
"Acme School of acting drop out !"

"Hey .... This isn't the same house !"

"Another shocking security camera
Scene ! Yawn ."


"This isn't the same House !"
























































Wednesday 4 January 2012

Pingu's THE THING (1982)

By   Happywax

Lee Hardcastle is quickly becoming a name that we need to keep our eyes firmly on. Not only did Hardcastle win the ABC’s of Death competition with his claymation short T is for Toilet, he has gone on to create an absolute masterpiece in about 2-minutes.


For those of you who  of Pingu, you know this little  clay penguin is a pretty awesome little dude. Well, he is having a bit of a bad day, you see, his world has been intertwined with the world that John Carpenter created with The Thing (1982) and it has become an absolute claymation gore fest. Check it out below and awe in amazement. I can’t even begin to comprehend how long it took to put this together. This truley is AWSOME !!!!!